Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.

"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."

by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009

Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.

Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.

by Shitmuncher February 4, 2010

Infi-nut

Upon ejaculation of male genitals, the individual endures a prolonged extension of the pleasureful sensation of ejaculation. Infi-nut, "infi" derived from infinite, connotates an infinite ejaculation, this is a hyperbole.

"Dude the best thing happened to me yesterday"
"What?"
"When I beat my meat, a got an infi-nut."
"What's that?"
"It's when you nut but for 5 to 10 seconds it still feels like your nutting!"
"HAHA WTF! I want that."

by surviveandthrive November 29, 2018

Nut Pit

The opposite of an armpit. The place where one of your testicles meets your thigh.

"Dude, did you even put deodorant on your nut pits!?!?"
"The reason your nuts smell is because you don't clean your nut pits..."

by Jurgy April 30, 2012

Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.

E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.

by HolySip September 29, 2019

Warm Nut

When you ejaculate while being completely inside a woman

"I have my wife the warm nut last night"

by SuperSunBros64 November 14, 2018

Nut of shame

The ‘nut of shame’ is when someone deeply regrets having sex with someone, or beating their meat to someone/something

“I regret ever fucking Tiana ugly ass bro, even though the head was fire I definitely busted a nut of shame”

“At least you didn’t beat your meat to her on facetime. Definitely a nut a shame.”

by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019