granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate

Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.

by mangotango377 March 5, 2021

gossip granny

Always wanting the gossip. The lates hits and latest couple

KOSTA:Any news today?
KEELY: your such a gossip granny.

by I am me don't judge March 14, 2016

Tranny Granny Sammy

A trans grandmother who's named Sammy

Damn Tranny Granny Sammy is sucking my dick after butt sex!

by Kiddes123 January 11, 2023

Gushing Granny

When an older woman squirts during sexual intercourse

My favorite porn star is a gushing granny.

by CertifiedNegroid January 17, 2025

Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.

Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.

by Kylzam June 11, 2022

hoofin grannies

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol

Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!

by daltana May 23, 2018

Fan Granny

Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.

Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.

by leggs1959 August 26, 2016