Orangutaun Toaster

1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.

Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

Cali orange

some stanky stanky bud

me n my boy just copped a half of this Cali orange my whole room rieks

by rifleboy262 April 10, 2008

flange a l'orange

Term used to describe a red haired lady garden or beetle bonnet.

"Check out that hot blonde!"

"She ain't really blonde, she is a natural ginger. Dude she has a flange a l'orange!"

by veeds1 September 6, 2009

oral roberts

When two men give oral pleasure to one man. It's not just one Robert, but two Roberts.

In our gay threesome last night, we totally gave him the oral roberts.

by sarah March 27, 2005

Orange Candy

another word for adderall.

Bob: hey tom you got some orange candy?
Tom: Yeah, here you go.

by wichita123 July 30, 2009

oral fructose tolerance test

the act of fellatio. Fructose is a major component of semen.

"What were the results of your girlfriend's oral fructose tolerance test?"
"Inconclusive. We're going to have to do at least one a day to get better results."

by tehfish February 21, 2010

Oratory Spackle

ME.
someone who fills conversation or quiet pauses until someone more interesting arrives.

Oratory Spackle

Sue: How are you, you don't look so good. How have you been feeling?

Me: Well, actually I have kind of a bad headache this morning and I have been feeling kinda.....

(someone more interesting walks in the room)

Sue: HEY GIRL, GOOD MORNING!!! HOW YOU BEEN?!

.. then i leave the room.

Also, can be useful at parties. I arrive early and stand around talking about movies or reality tv, until more important guests arrive.

by Kerilotion November 24, 2009