opportunityholic

The next level after being opportunistic. Opportunityholics usually spend their time looking for opportunities and can't decide what opportunities to leave, they need to seize every single one out there.

Richard Branson is an opportunityholic

by MACMAS October 30, 2013

Opporpoonity

The opportunity to get laid.

Dude, Jill and I made out all night i think i had an opporpoonity.

by Dingleberry69ya February 12, 2015

opportunistic

Being optimistic about opportunities.

I'm feeling very opportunistic about these job interviews.

by Sirninja February 1, 2017

Opossumism

The act of playing dead.

The victim used opossumism to escape her assailant.

by Tripple$ November 4, 2017

opportunity

You know when life gives you lemons...

Given the opportunity id probably bang Kim K

by GOD of DOGS April 20, 2018

opossum

that bloody mess on the side of the road

look at that opossum he got wrecked

by anonomaus colt50 May 9, 2018

oppo-plot

When things turn out very differently than anybody could have foreseen, the event featured an oppo-plot. When life throws you a major curveball, you experience an oppo-plot. When the forces of Nature turn to reveal that things are just not as they seem, you live through an oppo-plot.

I filed my tax return, fully expecting to be thrown in jail for tax evasion. Then I received a letter from the IRS, they reviewed and adjusted my return, and ...talk about your oppo-plot...got a check for $1,355!

by ElCommissioner June 7, 2018