Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Sjaak is a nonce.

by swaggerjagger739373 September 7, 2022

gay nonce

usually a 6ft tall 13 year old who says they like underage boys

Darnell is a gay nonce.

by p3epee123 April 22, 2022

nonce

Nonce definition

Katie who likes to touch kids and slide into her boyfriend

“Katie is such a nonce”, said Hannah and Aaliyah

by Hsjsnsjsisbs December 9, 2019

Grok Nonce

A nonce who asks Grok shit questions to be part of a noncey bandwagon.

Also, a lazy fucker who can't be bothered to search for information.

"Look at that fucking Grok Nonce, asking who his most famous follower is"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 11, 2025

Nonce

Someone who is beautiful and gorgeous. A person known for their beauty and looks.

Wow, I look like a nonce today!

by Urmomspussyhole May 3, 2022

Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

by The real og buggy October 23, 2019

Nonce

A Uk prison abriviation and slang wird for a suspected or redistered sexoffender this can alsi be used as a joke between friends

’look out for luke he’s such a nonce’

by daisy may halls September 27, 2021