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Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause
Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour
by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020
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Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets
by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

vikkstar123 is a nonce
by ksi is fat April 15, 2020
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Nonce

That guy Drago in that van is a nonce
by I_AM-Anonymous October 26, 2020
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nonced up

Referring to the children abused by a nonce
I wonder who he has nonced up
by SpeedyChim May 21, 2023
mugGet the nonced upmug.

nonce

basically a man who talks about sex to teenage girls and under, normally from like india, turkey, norway and yeh they’re abit creepy oof ☹️
OI BITCH WAS DIXON BEING A NONCE TOWARDS YOU#noncey #shlol
by an_absoloute_boyo February 27, 2019
mugGet the noncemug.

Nonce

Nonces are an essential part of British culture ,we've had multiple nuns phenomenons over the decades, the bald nonce the vape nonce
But I think we can all agree that Louie ryan is the biggest nonce
Did you know that Jim supports westham
Oh no he's a nonce
by SRC Studio's June 8, 2020
mugGet the Noncemug.

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