Nonce

Usually a person who is strange and smells like shit

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

Nonce

Ben garnett

Ben garnett admitted touching kidly winks and a nonce

by Garyitouchedyourkidlastnight April 22, 2019

Noncetart

Horny teenagers who still think saying things like 'I slid into your mum last night' 'I fucked your mum last night' is relevant.

Me: I feel happy
Noncetart: Hahahaha you weren't when I slid into your mum last night
Me: Oh fuck off you silly little noncetart

by HullSimplibus April 25, 2019

Nonce

Your uncle

That guy is definitely a nonce.

by Imaladg July 23, 2019

Noncest

Noncest is committing the ‘crime’ of ‘noncing it up’ with a family member that is also too young to understand what Brexit is. Noncest is not recommended at family gatherings or primary school nativities.

Person: People with two first names are the type to be into noncest

James Ross: :P
James Ross’ little cousin: :O

by BiggerJuice August 4, 2019

Nonce Patrol

Harry Rusk

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019

Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.

“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce”

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs”

“Shame he’s no”

by Cooper03 August 30, 2019