Nonce

North English slang for a peadophile or very strange usually old man
"Barry over there is such a nonce"
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Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.
“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs

“Shame he’s no”
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Nonce

an anti-pedophile slur used to conflate them with child sexual abusers
Darryl: "Ew...attracted to kids age 6 to 10? I can't believe she's a fucking nonce."
Sam: "A nonce is a person who has been convicted of a sex offence. You do realize there is a difference between finding someone attractive and sexually molesting them, yeah?"
Darryl: "Whatever, nonce sympathizer."
Sam: "All I did was state the facts...."
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Nonce

A nigga that likes kids
Usually 40 years old and jobless
"That boy I was talking to wasn't 15,he looked 40!"
"I knew he was a nonce u nigger"
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"You sir, are a nonce"
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Nonce

A really nice describing word
Guy 1: hey
Guy 2: hi
Guy 1: I just wanted to let u know your such a nonce your like really noncy
Guy 2: awh thank you so much

Now you guy try it
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A person who likes little girls or boys
I heard that tai jerked off to a 8 year old on video call.
He's a funking nonce.
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