The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.
Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.
Adrian: Nope!
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.
Adrian: Nope!
by Göbert August 13, 2025
Get the Tom, you may as well leavemug. Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.
A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.
B: Oh I think he already left.
A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
B: Oh I think he already left.
A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022
Get the Leave like Criscomug. When you predict gossip.
Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”
Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”
Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure
by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021
Get the Reading the tea leavesmug. Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.
by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011
Get the leaving to collegemug. by u r die April 9, 2021
Get the leavemug. by Sponsored by van leeuwen June 17, 2022
Get the Cultural leaving experiencemug. Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.
Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.
by manfredmanley August 19, 2015
Get the day's leavingsmug.