a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers
john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.
by R.F. Hor May 24, 2008
Get the pants sandermug. To have no discernible talent, but just a rather strange desire to be in the public eye. Either to make it as a high paid karaoke singer, and be voted for by people who need to be taught to suck eggs, while laughably lame ‘producers’ like Simon Cowell paid stupid amounts to say the sky is blue, and he/she cannot sing. This can be applied to anyone whose mothers told them they had ‘talent’, and it is also versatile enough to be applied to people who have found fame by either:
1.) Getting their saggy tits out
2.) Being wealthy and sucking some dick
3.) Having wealthy parents and snorting coke
4.) Being a 'reality celebrity'
5.) Going on pop dross, love shit, sad survivor, I am a has been please kill me, or big yawn
If you subscribe to this word please find a motorway and walk in the middle of it.
1.) Getting their saggy tits out
2.) Being wealthy and sucking some dick
3.) Having wealthy parents and snorting coke
4.) Being a 'reality celebrity'
5.) Going on pop dross, love shit, sad survivor, I am a has been please kill me, or big yawn
If you subscribe to this word please find a motorway and walk in the middle of it.
Bernie: Oh jesus look there is that inbred horse fucker Tara Palmer Boy Child, what is she doing on TV again?
Frank: Shit, she is such a Pants idol Bernie, lets club together and get her killed.
Frank: Shit, she is such a Pants idol Bernie, lets club together and get her killed.
by Jezmarta September 3, 2005
Get the Pants Idolmug. Term of endearment used by girls to describe their best friend's hot, gorgeous new boyfriend/someone they are smitten with.
Can be used directly to the new boyfriend in question to embarrass them.
Smoochy-Pants are always gorgeous.
Can be used directly to the new boyfriend in question to embarrass them.
Smoochy-Pants are always gorgeous.
by pinti February 25, 2009
Get the Smoochy-Pantsmug. These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get home and change into some soft jama-pants.
by Alexandravantittie Vigiviginolo September 4, 2005
Get the jama-pantsmug. A stunning female, with blond hair.
Who has a great smile, and a dirty mind.
Who doesn't mind to take her pants off infront of anyone.
Ellie No Pants.
Who has a great smile, and a dirty mind.
Who doesn't mind to take her pants off infront of anyone.
Ellie No Pants.
by Ellies Lover August 10, 2010
Get the Ellie no pantsmug. by JALDLSP January 9, 2018
Get the sportscraft pantsmug. an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.
Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.
Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.
Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.
by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009
Get the pants callmug.