Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009

northern monkey

Anyone from up north that has a silly name like KEEDA, and thinks they are hard but are really soft as a chocolate fire guard!

Keeda is a Northern Monkey xXx

by Sparky February 2, 2004

nowhere.com

no where, places where if you got stranded you'd hate your life and the people who braught you there.

we ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere.com and had to fucking walk 30 miles back to civilization.

by prophit September 28, 2005

Northern Virginia

The assholes who think they're too good for PG County, but spend a lot of time driving through here.

That fucking northern Virginia asshole just cut me off I their Nissan maxilmata.

by Mad Max Times January 22, 2017

Northern Virginia

the small yet powerful, democratic, sophisticated, rich, mixed-race part of virginia.

I am from northern virginia, not to be confused with the rest of virginia.

by ThatKidWhoGoesToYHS March 30, 2009

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

A high school in the middle of nowhere where the students are little know it alls and tell everyone their ghetto when their really rich snobbs..majority of the school is white but they dont like people knowing that because then it dosent make them look "ghetto"

Hey Johnny lets hop in my dads porshe and tell everyone i got it from drug dealing

my backyard has traintracks in it that means im ghetto right?!?!

by The Baj February 3, 2005

Notherday

Name for the days of the week when a person retires. Every day has the same importance hence it's a Notherday. Weekends are non-existent. Retired people have Notherdays and tomorrows

Bob, What are you doing on Notherday?

by T-Rail53 April 14, 2019