Munter

An ugly individual

"Uck at that, what a munter"

by Skelly_Ton January 27, 2023

marteeny

Da minuscule whistle-wetter dat da drunk sailor in "The Live Ghost" claimed he was gonna have when da captain gruffly asked him where he was going.

Knowing dat his "loose and lanky" underling was not capable of "libation-moderation" if he "went ashore", da captain impatiently brushed aside his claim dat he was just gonna have a "marteeny", and instead made said excessively-imbibing deck-swab stay aboard; he also commandeered Laurel and Hardy to keep watch on said liquor-lover to make sure dat he didn't leave. Said naive duo was easily duped, however, and so da wily whiskey-craving lout was able to sneak down da gangplank unseen, and get staggeringly soused, after all.

by QuacksO March 7, 2023

m7rtell

the best editor out there.

STAN M7RTELL!!!!!

by ariadictionary March 11, 2023

Munter

A dirty, ugly, horrid, putrid trollop of a “woman” who’s so unreasonably fucking rank to look at it makes you want to munt (vomit)

“Mate, Amanda is the biggest munter”

“Glad you broke up with the slag she was an absolute fucking munter, lad”

by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023

Martellis

A name that no one has and probably no one will ever have

It also means you got a big dick

Martellis that’s a once in a lifetime name damn yo dick big as shit

by Random guy 8468464 July 19, 2023

Muerte Hands

Hands that appear dead or bony.

the appearance is a result of a nickname for hands that look like skeleton hands...

specifically like Santa Muerte 's hands.. The Saint of Death.

bitches that are into hands: i like your hands!

John Doe: thanks. i got muerte hands

bitches that are into hands: what's that?

John Doe: hands that appear bony

by yungjesuschrist September 3, 2023

Munted 69er

You & a couple of your mates dig up 2 freshly decomposing corpses, & proceed to each engage in a lil necrophilia fun filling the corpses. Your main "home boi " then orally extracts the mixture of decomposition juices and semen from both corpses and spits into a cup .

After spitting the cocktail into a cup they share it amongst the group... (The Urban D Game - two corpses 1 cup )

Munted 69er .. cocktails all round boys!

by Nauti No.5 July 17, 2024