A bizarre and disturbing affliction restricted to the female population and brought on by rapid aging/degeneration. Sufferers develop vertically lined, Pinocchio-like semi-detached mouths that may or may not be operated using invisible strings above their heads. The super-morbidly obese are normally safe from Puppet Mouth, with the notable exception of brontosaurus-boned Heather from Eastenders.
'Hell, Jools, can you turn the channel over? I can't look at that old crow Deirdre's Puppet Mouth any longer, it's ruining Corrie for me!'
by jez1974 December 31, 2009
Get the Puppet Mouthmug. by Green Hell Zone April 18, 2020
Get the sailor mouthmug. n.
1. Paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
2. A person afflicted with paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
3. A paralyzed or crooked mouth.
1. Paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
2. A person afflicted with paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
3. A paralyzed or crooked mouth.
1. Alicia Silverstone and Katie Holmes both suffer from intermittent dead mouth.
2. "Rob Lowe is cute, even though he's a dead mouth".
3. Too bad Greta van Susteren's plastic surgeons couldn't fix her dead mouth!
2. "Rob Lowe is cute, even though he's a dead mouth".
3. Too bad Greta van Susteren's plastic surgeons couldn't fix her dead mouth!
by Kate B. & Andrew B. June 25, 2005
Get the dead mouthmug. by Chico December 8, 2004
Get the cock mouthmug. by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
Get the Mouth of the southmug. “A woman” enters a bar; with the intent to drink but has no money and leaves as a mouth-hugger Boom!
by “CJ’S” World May 26, 2018
Get the Mouth-huggermug. When, during oral sex, the penis only reaches the back of the mouth & doesn't ever enter the throat. This could be due to the penis being too short or the girl refusing to take it deeper.
"She's terrible at blow jobs... She tried to give me head, but she refused to deep throat me, I got some 'back mouth' at best!"
by Law-BooGiE January 8, 2012
Get the Back Mouthmug.