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mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
You’re such a Mormon Trucker
by Jeli October 19, 2020
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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Megan: Garrett is a Mormon Fuckboi.
Kortni: So is Theo!!
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.
Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”
by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018
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Mormon Code

If someone is having gay thoughts they need to turn them off like a light switch.
I started having thoughts of Jared. Luckily I followed the Mormon Code! homo bad
by Queen of the anal June 9, 2016
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