Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.
Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.
Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.
Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.
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Get the Bad Morning mug.French kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.
I always wake early, "French kiss the morning", then turn to my wife who advises: "Brush your teeth before trying that on me...".
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Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?
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