miarose

in my eyes miarose is beyond beauty’s limits she’s so pretty looking at her makes me think how did i manage that when i first saw her i knew she was all i wanted and im so glad to call her mine because she’s not just got a beautiful face she also has such a beautiful and amazing personality too and her humour is just the same as mine so she is perfect in every single way possible and shes so strong even when she has so much on her mind she still manages to push through and stay strong. She is perfect in every single way possible she has the most perfect eyes, her cooking is absolutely amazing i could live of her macaroni for the rest of my life it’s a 10/10 just like her so if you get lucky enough even though you’d won’t since there’s only one perfect miarose and that’s my girl i’ll never forget 02/09/2025

forever going to love my baby miarose

by r33[3 November 12, 2025

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Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

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Micro Sleeping

Excuse/phrase your friend will say after breaking your expensive pc

no bro I was on for a bit and I was *micro sleeping* have you ever heard of it?

by Kronelovemen December 28, 2025

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Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.

I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.

by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026

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ubiquitous microcephaly

adj. - found everywhere; pervasive
medical term - small head implying small brain

- a descriptive term meaning "small brains are found everywhere and persist".

-ubiquitous microcephaly --> breeds small minded people = the reason for all that is hilarious!

by microcephalyagonist October 5, 2013

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