MILF

Original: Mom I'd Like to F***

However, Imagineers at Disney so lovingly gave this acronym an more ''kid-friendly'' meaning...Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor!! Don't believe it? Go to the Magic Kingdom (in Florida), and go in Tomorrowland...it's right there on the sign!!!

Original: "Wow! She's a hott MILF"

Disney: "C'mon, if we hurry we can catch the last MILF show!!"

by StitchHater July 6, 2010

milf moustache

when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing.

see: Jessica Alba

I know she's got kids, but i'd still sport that milf moustache!

by jammer2isme December 9, 2008

midlands

The Midlands -
1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work

''I'm from the Midlands''

''You mean you're from Birmingham''

''Yes''

''Poor Sod''

by Nutter_Systems September 2, 2005

Milf

Mother i'd like to fuck

Dude, Toddy's mums a milf
who is she?, Marriane

by brazzers June 23, 2010

midleton

the area between one's balls and asshole; see gooch

I shaved my middleton cause the hair was makin my balls sweat

by mr midleton May 13, 2005

MILF

A person who has a fetish of fucking their son/daughter

Son: Mom, what is ur job?
Mom: i do sex in movie.
Son: Why you have sex in movie?
Mom: Because i love horse peepee in my ass.
Son: Why not human peepee.
Mom: Because ur dad peepee small.
Son: Why not sex other men.
Mom: because human peenin is to small enough.
Son: mom why not sex me?
Mom: because u benis non existing
Son: Mom you a fucking MILF,

by Roger Anderssen March 20, 2019

turbo MILF

An older woman with children but you can't even tell she's had kids.

Dude 1: have you seen angelina jolie?!

Dude 2: yeah man she's such a turbo MILF!

by Annonymous Sasquatch February 28, 2009