hindu massage

Where a unique and talented woman "rhythmically contracts her vaginal muscles" on a mans penis to make him achieve an orgasm.

Bro...
I found a unicorn last night.
I hooked up with an uggo from the bar and she finished me off with a Hindu Massage.
I think I'm in love...

by Johnny.wadd78261 February 9, 2021

Back massage

Basically when a girl asks you to give her a back massage she asking you to put your big huge giant dry penis in her tight little peachy booty hole.

Hey peter can you put your "back massage" on me,

Sure slut.

by Deffinatelynotpeter August 19, 2017

Messages

This is a Scouse term, originating in Liverpool, which basically means the shopping (groceries).

Go and get the messages in or you're not sleeping in this fucking house tonight.

by Rammo July 20, 2010

Massage Sharapist

One who liberally sprinkles conversation with the fact that they are a massage therapist in the hopes that it leads to a massage leading to a hook-up. Appears to be especially prevalent among men in search of men.

I really love giving massages. It really is my first love, and that's why I went to massage therapy school. You look uptight! OMG, I'm sounding like such a massage sharapist!

by bschwarz May 23, 2011

massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016

chinese massage

(n.) a name for sex. Chinese massages are codeword for sex and prostitution

Cody went to Stacy's house for a good ole' chinese massage.

by urbandict999 June 9, 2019

Turkish Massage

A particularly intricately prepared masturbation session. Can be with any number of people.

"Did you hear that jessica gave marshal a turkish massage?"
"Yea, he said she lit candles and put on tricky in her loft."

by Beckandra September 11, 2019