medical

often performed when joining a company/college etc. as an excuse to screen out druggies, and pervy nurses to cop a feel of yer bits/boobs.

joe failed his medical. he's up to his eyeballs in coke every other day though

by wankfest September 16, 2004

media manipulation

Slapping the monkey while listening to the radio, talking on your flip phone, and checking out parishiltonvideo.com on your laptop

Man, I did 20 or 30 seconds of media manipulation over that Olsen twins trailer.

by Orchidizzle May 18, 2004

medic truck

a first responce velichle equiped with specialty gear to administer advanced frist aid to the sick and injured.

medic 825 in route at 15:35

by kerry bateman June 16, 2004

Medic

*TFC Guides and beer on tap since 1853
*The IRC channel of that name
*A healing/poisoning class in Team Fortress Classic (Half Life mod)

Deim0s shot me in the leg and I screamed for the medic.
I went to Medic to play Dustbowl with Maestro, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
All your Medic! are belong to us.
The new Medic site will feature doncing ladies and free beer. Batteries not included.

by Phob0s February 27, 2003

Media manipulation

Calling Clinton a draft-dodger for getting a college deferment, while ignoring the fact that Dubya pulled strings to get himself past thousands of other people on the waiting list for the Texas Air National Guard after scoring in the 25th percentile on his flight test.

With enough media manipulation, people might actually think Governer Bush can find Canada on a map.

by DonH October 2, 2003

Socialist Media

What modern social media has become because of the amount of censorship as part of a march toward socialism.

I posted my opinion about something on socialist media, And because they did not agree with my opinion, they censored it.

by Testore April 21, 2021

biased left wing media

What a neo-conservative republican usually thinks and says about the mainstream US Media when he/she watches too much FOX News.

FOX News is the only fair & balanced news channel, the rest are all just biased left wing media!

by mailer_diablo November 6, 2004