A mospod is a literary/verbal device which explains the phenomenon of inverse doublespeak, speaking in elongated syllables (pronounce with the elongated jaw of the pindrahghast and attempting to remove the barriers of time and space through referring to inverse future/past events before/after they have occurred. It is a complex process but aims to leave the listener with a case of terminal laughter.
<Pinter SS> If I were you then you'd be me and we'd probably end up reverse cycling our peavines in a neverending pindraghast
<Sposher SS (coded)> Oh Pinty, you really are a peavine speaking with all those mospods
<Sposher SS (coded)> Oh Pinty, you really are a peavine speaking with all those mospods
by Harold Pinder August 3, 2005
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Probably the most insanely gorgeous, ridiculously intelligent, awfully sweet person in the world. Also happens to be hung like a horse.
Probably the most insanely gorgeous, ridiculously intelligent, awfully sweet person in the world. Also happens to be hung like a horse.
1.) "Brits belong with Brits, such as William Moseley and myself, seeing as I'm actually on the same intelligence level as he is and, sadly, you are probably not."
2.) "William Moseley's wonderful accent simply makes me want to melt with ecstasy."
2.) "William Moseley's wonderful accent simply makes me want to melt with ecstasy."
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Man, Randy Moss just dropped that ball. He was wide open.
But dude... its simply not Randy's fault.
But the ball was right there! He coulda-
No. It was NOT Randy's fault.
I guess you're right...
But dude... its simply not Randy's fault.
But the ball was right there! He coulda-
No. It was NOT Randy's fault.
I guess you're right...
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Get the randy moss mug.A mosher is some1 who likes to listen 2 many different types of metal music, always admit the truth what eva it may be, and they are really nice people and are the nicest people u could ever meet to be honest and they hate chavs to death.
A mosher is someone who minds their own business and don't go around kickin peoples head in just for how they are
by mosh2live December 31, 2005
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A "Mosher" is NOT a made up word by scallies/chavs to describe someone different, NOR is it a word to describe anyone who is a goth... A mosher is a person who is slamming into other people in the front rows of a rock/metal concert (or MOSH PIT).
The term Mosh was coined by the singer HR of Bad Brains when he introduced their song "mash it up" in his thick Jamaican accent and it came out as "Mosh It Up" instead. Anthrax, the New York speed/thrash metal band later wrote an excellent song named "Caught In A Mosh" as an ode to the fans at the front of their concert pits.
Scallies or chavs only call people they don't know "moshers" because they don't have a clue what they are talking about and the media (VERY incorrectly) defined a mosher as someone in a green day top and baggy jeans and a skateboard (?) and you know how accuarte the media is right?
A "Mosher" is NOT a made up word by scallies/chavs to describe someone different, NOR is it a word to describe anyone who is a goth... A mosher is a person who is slamming into other people in the front rows of a rock/metal concert (or MOSH PIT).
The term Mosh was coined by the singer HR of Bad Brains when he introduced their song "mash it up" in his thick Jamaican accent and it came out as "Mosh It Up" instead. Anthrax, the New York speed/thrash metal band later wrote an excellent song named "Caught In A Mosh" as an ode to the fans at the front of their concert pits.
Scallies or chavs only call people they don't know "moshers" because they don't have a clue what they are talking about and the media (VERY incorrectly) defined a mosher as someone in a green day top and baggy jeans and a skateboard (?) and you know how accuarte the media is right?
<me> "I'm going to the Slayer show tonight
<friend> "Cool, you gonna be at the back or you gonna be one of the moshers in the pit?
<friend> "Cool, you gonna be at the back or you gonna be one of the moshers in the pit?
by luke_e February 8, 2007
Get the mosher mug.The ultimate way to show your love for your loud, pounding music taste. Controlled violence. The thing about the Mosh Pit is NOONE will take offence at you whacking them in the face...(I personally congradulate those that get a good shot in) there are different type of "pits" you can participate in, here are a few.
Closed Pit: Tight, hard to move and hard to breathe. A closed pit will usually happen during popular heavy songs like Slipknot - Duality or a S.O.A.D song.
Open Pit: Generally the worst/best you can pick a target and reach them, throw them across the floor punch them, barge them. There's enough room to just dive about punching everyone still causing little offece (Do be prepared to be hit back...a lot)
songs that will get open pits are the less popular but heavy ones.
Motograter music gathers a lot of open pits.
Circle Pit: The larger or stronger Moshers or Metal heads will run around in an empty circle punching those on the outside of the circle and pushing the runner infront until he either leaves or falls to be trodden on. these will happen on most slayer songs.
Slam-dancing Pits: Created by "Wooble" of Wolverhmapton fame. One hand will be behind back at all times (usually holding your beer) and the other one will be swinging side to side, whaloping other slam-dancers and headbanging to yourself.
Lamb Of God - Now You've Got Something To Die For
Is perfect to slam-dance to.
Piss-take Pits: Maetal heads will enjoy poking fun at the emo music by doe-see-doeing and linking arms and swinging happily...Some even girly-mosh in where they rest their heads on tachothers shoulders and flail their arms madly. this is where you generally ignore themusic and do stupid things while the emo's dance.
Any phisical damage done in a mosh pit should be "handshaked" away no hard feelings, enjoy
Closed Pit: Tight, hard to move and hard to breathe. A closed pit will usually happen during popular heavy songs like Slipknot - Duality or a S.O.A.D song.
Open Pit: Generally the worst/best you can pick a target and reach them, throw them across the floor punch them, barge them. There's enough room to just dive about punching everyone still causing little offece (Do be prepared to be hit back...a lot)
songs that will get open pits are the less popular but heavy ones.
Motograter music gathers a lot of open pits.
Circle Pit: The larger or stronger Moshers or Metal heads will run around in an empty circle punching those on the outside of the circle and pushing the runner infront until he either leaves or falls to be trodden on. these will happen on most slayer songs.
Slam-dancing Pits: Created by "Wooble" of Wolverhmapton fame. One hand will be behind back at all times (usually holding your beer) and the other one will be swinging side to side, whaloping other slam-dancers and headbanging to yourself.
Lamb Of God - Now You've Got Something To Die For
Is perfect to slam-dance to.
Piss-take Pits: Maetal heads will enjoy poking fun at the emo music by doe-see-doeing and linking arms and swinging happily...Some even girly-mosh in where they rest their heads on tachothers shoulders and flail their arms madly. this is where you generally ignore themusic and do stupid things while the emo's dance.
Any phisical damage done in a mosh pit should be "handshaked" away no hard feelings, enjoy
"I couldn't breathe in the Duality pit, totally squashed by mini's again"
"OMFG! Did you see the Open pits at Motograter, some fat guy charged streight throught the middle at me!it was amazing."
"You see me and Wooble slam-dancing? i think we shifted a good few emmo's"
"Total piss-take pit to MCR, was quite amusing."
"OMFG! Did you see the Open pits at Motograter, some fat guy charged streight throught the middle at me!it was amazing."
"You see me and Wooble slam-dancing? i think we shifted a good few emmo's"
"Total piss-take pit to MCR, was quite amusing."
by Herowyn August 15, 2005
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