by KevinTV May 14, 2011

Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.
-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-
by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018

by peepeepoopoo2101 March 22, 2022

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

by anonymous February 3, 2025

by anonymous May 19, 2021

A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday
Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day
Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success
Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven
Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day
Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success
Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven
Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time
by juliabiala January 19, 2020
