Monday

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.

Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!

by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021

cupcheck monday

Every Monday guys cupcheck other guys as a joke, some cupchecks are very painful, so guys be careful and cover your penis!

Monday came and i remembered that it was cupcheck monday, i got to class walking very fast and covering my penis. I saw many guys getting hit in the dick and laughing, some almost crying. Mondays always struck fear in guys, especially me!

by crazyguy83 May 14, 2015

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

by slamdee July 15, 2017

monday

monday is code word for hentai which is also what made the holiday hentai monday

bro don't annoy me i have monday plans

by the guy with a tie February 16, 2024

maidtyn monday

Martyn InTheLittleWood in a maid dress. Also a common tag on Tumblr with posts usually every few mondays or so.

"Hey, it's Maidtyn Monday today"

by vampcoven January 21, 2024

Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week

Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.

by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023

Monday chick

A member of preferred sex who you secretly link with to cuddle and do relationship things but aren’t in a relationship with

I’m away to go see my monday chick

by bestbussyinabdn July 18, 2023