military hack saw

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

by TheSoupisWonton October 13, 2016

Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

millitant vegan

A judgemental, self righteous vegan who looks down on other vegans and tells them they arnt doing enough. It is impossible for a millitant vegan to mind their own business. They can often be found with a stick up their anus!

Oh I just had the most amazing and understanding conversation with a millitant vegan...... said no vegan EVER!

by Friendlyvegan December 29, 2016

military sex

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse

my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!

by love_4332 September 22, 2017

Military Grunt Cunt

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

by EmJayee October 5, 2017

MILFster

MILF filled with something mysterious.

- This mum is strangely hot!

- Ya mate, a real MILFstery.

by nimportequoiquestcequonsenfout February 2, 2018

milkit

Milkit...when u are screaming as loud as u can ""MILKIT"and running thru your house...your just letting everyone know u just drank straight out of the milk gallon...

Dad::What is our son screaming about and why is he running around the house??mom:::if he's yelling MILKIT he just drank out of the gallon of milk and he runs every time he does it

by Reppocniytterp June 12, 2018