Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.
It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.
by Mommymilker1000 May 03, 2022
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Cedar Springs, Michigan

Cedar Springs, Michigan. Home of Red Flannel Days! Incorporated in 1871 as a major hub for the timber industry, it became know for the Red Flannel often worn by loggers required to wear them due to the harsh winters. The red flannels they wore began being produced in Cedar Springs for convenience and that industry still remains today. Cedar Springs became a city in October 1959.
Cedar Springs, Michigan is the little city halfway between Grand Rapids, MI and Big Rapids, MI.
by Red Shamrock September 21, 2020
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Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 08, 2018
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Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met
by Tardotheassmonkey August 27, 2023
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michigan dogan

A synonym of a powerful gender. The ugly type of genders... You know, the guy/girl/thing who constantly touchas his spaghett. He loves making doodles of transgender men, weird weddings and women with no cleavage, just a large giraffe neck. WILD BOAR!1!111!! He knows da wae, because he is filled with ebola. MWAH! MAGNIFCO! Fest(misprononsiation of fasttttttttt)(This is a complete mess..)
He's such a Michigan Dogan!
Michigan Dogan ur vry hairy!
Roses are red,
Michigan Dogan is hairy,
He touches his spaghett
And calls it Mary.
by ShaSaRazmaJa2002 March 08, 2018
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michigan take out

When you're ralling your girl for so long that you get hungry and get takeout from your last meal and proceed to eat it while stilling having sex
Yo the sex I did with that girl last night I just had to Michigan Take Out
by TheHawk98095 January 04, 2017
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Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.
Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.
by Jallaballa November 30, 2020
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