National Beat Your Meat Day

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019

meatard

An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.

When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!

by Tofu King February 6, 2005

Dead Meat

Probably the best youtube channel I've seen. Makes awesome kill count videos and barely gets copyright. (Well except for Jason takes Manhattan but who cares because that movie is shit)

Guy 1: How many kills are in The Mist?
Guy 2: Watch Dead Meat.
Guy 1: Ok.

by Dropped My Idiot November 4, 2018

street meat

1) Any variety of meat sold by a street vendor. This includes hot dogs, sausages, kebab, steak sandwiches, etc.

2) A street-walking prostitute.

The ever ambiguous "Let's pick up some street meat."

by dude April 10, 2004

mystery meat

meat that is not readily identifiable, especially as served
in a student dining hall, fraternity house, etc

I am not going to eat that mystery meat unless someone can tell me what it is.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Horse Meat

Another word for steroid abuse. This term originates from UFC Heavyweight Alistair Overeem's declaration that he "doesn't take steroids;" he "eats horse meat." This statement was in the midst of many allegations of illegal steroid abuse by the fighter after he went from a lanky kick boxer to a lean 265 lb "Demolition Man."

Person 1: Did you see how big that guy was?
Person 2: It's horse meat, bro.

by Saltus October 11, 2012

kentucky meat shower

A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.

Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?

by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013