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McDonalds

a place with cold french fries, crushed burgers and good chicken nuggets lead by a predator clown named ronald mcdonald
let goto McDonalds mOm
by PoopyTurd August 7, 2019
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McDonald's

McDonald's is an American fast food company, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and proceeded to purchase the chain from the McDonald brothers. McDonald's had its original headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, but moved its global headquarters to Chicago in June 2018.

Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.
Phone: New message
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??
by Project 2411 June 14, 2020
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McDonald’s French fries

The soggy unsalted noodles sold by McDonald’s
Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”
by Nargoth.theripper July 1, 2020
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McDonalds

a literal shit show of food and other shit like that

most of the time the ice cream machine or something breaks down and I guess people are too lazy to fix it half of the time

the burgers are just sponges

the fires are the only good stuff

chicken nuggets? more like chicken nig-

go eat wendys its a lot better

on and their advertising is a mess
also don't eat the burgers I think they're shit
k bye
I went to Mcdonalds and immediately left cause their food is dogshit
by AI_Buni November 16, 2020
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Joyce McDonald

When somebody believes that absolute power is absolutely powerful and absolutely awesome to wield. They often say things such as, "The reality is, those that have the votes, win. It is what it is."

Joyce McDonald's are usually jaded because they spend most of their adults lives without power but once they get power they spend years getting off on it to the disgust of everyone around them.
When the nobles orchestrated a coup at the castle they started acting all Joyce Mcdonald-like, usurping all power especially when it was inappropriate.
by PlebianTacoma April 11, 2011
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Ronald McDonald Physics

Physics that would be bullshit anywhere else then Planet X, where McDonald land is located.
Ronald McDonald Physics is where you can fall onto a spaceship from an astroid in space after you say that there is no gravity in space.
Or
It could possibley be when you have one worker at a stand running a monoply of burgers when they grow on burger bushes.
by crazyevilbob1 October 27, 2012
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jaxon mcdonald

The best fucking basketball player ever in the whole fucking world, hes so fucking sexy and hot.
by EzPezz October 2, 2017
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