beverly,mass.

a backwards town in the north shore part of massachusetts,best known for over-privaledged people that wear 80's rocknroll t-shirts

an overgrown asshole with inherited fortune

by smart November 3, 2004

Du Mass

Slang for Dum Ass
See Fiedler, Fiedlerism, and Fiedlerality

Fiedler: "I'm Dum Ass material, Mr. Dum Ass!"

Boss: " It's Du Mass. What A Dum Ass"

by Tim Snitcherberry December 4, 2004

stop with the mass abbievs

an ironic typo that can only be made by someone who is incredibly inept and/or computer nerd

Emporor Napoleon: stop with the mass abbievs

by Lars Lien January 1, 2005

critical mass

a collective group of people who join together for a greater cause.

the kids saw the pigs comming down the street, and all formed a critical mass and pushed the dumpster into the middle of the street and set in on fire.

by sam March 14, 2005

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon, particularly from the twentieth century, which harms large numbers of people when deployed.

George Bush, Microsoft, the CNN newsbar, the Big Brother housemates, Antarctica

by Medusa July 4, 2004

aww mass

The exclaimation made when entering upon a situation of distress, used interchangably with mass fat

person one: Dammit the shield's annoying

person two: AWW MASS I just bump into one!!

by BAM! and the dirt is gone! January 9, 2008

Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."

"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"

by bearbax May 29, 2009