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Shrigma male

A person way more superior to both alpha and sigma males. He can reproduce by himself, so he doesn’t need woman, but all woman in his age category are sexually attracted to him
Shrigma male: *uses his spores* Babe will you swallow my cum tonight?
by Shrigma July 2, 2021
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Irritable Male Syndrome

Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS) is the male equivalent of the female hormone change during menstruation. Believe it or not but men's hormones change every month too, this results in mood swings similar to those women experience. Luckily it doesn't cause men to bleed through their pecker.
Michael is suffering from Irritable Male Syndrome a.k.a his man period.
by SkinnedHamster August 5, 2015
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Aloha Male

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe.

His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.

He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"
by Johnny Soporno November 27, 2011
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Morbius Male

Someone superior than an Alpha or a Sigma, Morbius Males are enjoyers of the hit movie "Morbius" and have watched it octillions of times. Morbius Males replace the first syllable of an existing word with "Morb", and this is known as Morbiusese and Morbius Males are fluent at it.

Example of Morbiusese: You get no Morbitches.

You also need to purchase every form of Morbius merchandise, existing and non-existing. Dedicate your entire life purpose to the movie Morbius, and you might as well be a Morbin' Time Morbius Male.
Joe is a Morbius Male and is more potent than Dee (A Sigma Male) and Chewie (An Alpha Male) put together!
by Gatowatussy June 8, 2022
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Plimbo Male

A Plimbo male is a being who has ascended past the need for a physical and fixed form. Much like the clay deity "Plimbo", they are not spiritually nor physically bound to their body. They are formless, mysterious and powerful beyond measure. Their philosophy and way of life is far beyond the comprehension of any mortal being.
Oh damn, that guy just ascended into the astral plane like it was nothing! What a Plimbo male.
by steem99 September 24, 2021
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Lambda Male

Whatever thing Gordon Freeman is. Someone who's really quiet, but strong.
guy1: man'st thou heard 'bout guy3? he dostn't even speaketh!
guy2: strange character quality but ok. methinks he's Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather a Lambda Male.
by It's a stone Ruigi September 27, 2020
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Clueless 20-something single male exemption

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009
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