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I’m under a lot of pressure

I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.

But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.

The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."
Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.
by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020
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parking lot lunch

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
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Ballin off the lot

Exiting the parking lot in an opulent vehicle
Ballin off the lot with my homie on the regular dawg

When I balled off the lot - that’s stuntin
by WussyGang February 21, 2023
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I am going to fly a lot

I am going to fly a lot because Latin America is unseasonably hot this time of year.
by Player action November 29, 2022
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Lot

A really hot Spanish dancer in sanguli resourt
Wow look at lot he is so hot
by Daniel seaveyyy July 5, 2022
mugGet the Lotmug.

LOTS OF SURPRISES

As a SHITEATER that is what happens when you are FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT and then a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.

HA HA AH AH HUMAN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE we have it all on VIDEO and it went VIRAL
LOTS OF SURPRISES such as DIARRHEA , SUPER CONSTIPATIION , NAUSEA, VOMITTING, SWALLOWING PUKE, MIXING PUKE AND SHIT AND PISSING AND SHITTING SAME TIME when a SHITEATER gets a good STOMACH FUCKING from FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT intensely.

The PEDOPHILE is in for LOTS OF SURPRISES.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021
mugGet the LOTS OF SURPRISESmug.

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