tonight's biggest loser

"Sal is tonight's biggest loser"
by lmao xdddd January 28, 2019
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herb ass loser

a term furthering the insult "herb". Those called herb ass losers are the undisputed kings of all herbs.
-Yo, lets hit up the Den tonight.
-Nah, my dude, the only people who go there on Saturday nights are herb ass losers.

by Chuck Street Cartel April 13, 2009
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butt-sucking loser

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.
quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.
by chuckybubbles August 04, 2011
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Rust Belt Loser

Anyone, at this very moment, right now, caught dead or alive living in the State of Michigan.
The State of Michigan last night made a desperate (it's usual emotional state these days, like that of a hysterical spinster) phone call to the West Coast pleading for either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone to come and 'save their dilapidated and sick ass' and somehow bring about a happy Capra-esque, Hollywood ending. The State did this on the grounds that, as President Reagan was already dead (is Bonzo available?), both B-movie actors were the only known living persons who, owing to their respective previous roles as 'lone macho warriors', could conceivably pick up the State 'all by themselves' and save it from such a 'horrible' fate (akin to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman only this time with more testosterone). While Stallone could not be reached for comment, Schwarzenegger, when asked if he might agree to such a request admitted he already had quite a bit on his plate as current governor of California. "Besides," he added, "I would have to see the script first and certainly wouldn't want to go anywhere where I might wind up a Rust Belt Loser."
by Rust Belt Jones April 09, 2008
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Loser Geek Brokie

A Loser Geek Brokie, or an LGB, is a person that is dumb, stupid, poor, and a background character. They are worthless and always get made fun of for good reasons. They amount to nothing in life, and are bad at it. They are lazy and hated. They don't progress in anything at all, and blame all of their problems on other things because they're stupid.
Look at that Loser Geek Brokie, what an idiot!
by HJJ I October 19, 2023
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Loser Cruiser

A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.
"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"
by Retardo Montobond January 03, 2009
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biggest loser history

A redundant, pointless achievement or milestone. Primarily a first of something. Made popular by the TV series The Biggest Loser in which every possible event is glorified with it's apparent historical potential.
Bill: Dude you've been playing 360 all day.
Ted: Indeed. FYI. It's the first time anyone on campus has played it for 12 hours straight without going to the bathroom once while wearing red socks.
Bill: Sounds like you might just make biggest loser history!
Ted: I just might!
by Rooks December 12, 2007
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