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faster than a cat can lick its ass 

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.
When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
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Power Lick (Music)

A short musical phrase (sometimes called the major blues scale) used in jazz, country and free improvisation. It is constructed using the following degrees of the scale:
1 2 b3 3 5 6 8
and is swung holding the first note for a full beat.
I'm going to play so many power licks in tonight's gig; it's gonna make me feel really good!

Power Lick (Music) can be used in any musical setting.
Power Lick (Music) by Jazkon January 18, 2011

devious lick 

A dumb TikTok trend, (Because all dumb trends start with TikTok) in which school-age kids steal things from public places, school in particular, and post a video with a caption that says something along the lines of, "I just hit the most devious lick." This has gotten many kids in big trouble and, in bigger cases, in Juvenile Detention. Please do not do this. Your Mom would not recommend it.
I just hit the most devious lick of the century !

Devious Lick 

Possibly one of the most stupid TikTok trends to ever come into existence. The trend consists of stealing one or even multiple random items from your school, sneaking them home via jansport backpack, and then showing them off to your 5 followers. Some of the most common items being stolen include soap dispensers, paper towel dispensers, toilet paper rolls, exit signs, classroom signs, and other small/medium sized bathroom items or supplies. Some kids are so bold as to steal larger and often expensive items such as bathroom mirrors, sinks, projectors, bathroom stall doors, and even full on toilets/urinals.

The word 'lick' is a slang term that's used to refer to a successful theft mission that often results in a valuable reward for the protagonist. In this trend's case, the reward would be a high amount of likes and views, along with a large increase in followers on the uploader's account. And since people are really out here stealing entire sinks and toilets, these so called "licks" definitely are devious.
Hopefully the devious lick trend will come to a full stop soon, and all the affected schools will be able to move past it.
The more Devious Licks you hit, the more clout-hungry you look.
Devious Lick by ChickenScrxtch82 September 21, 2021

the london lick

The act of putting a girls clitoris in the gap of your front teeth and licking it from behind your teeth.
Cindy really wanted me to go down on her, so I gave her The London Lick to get her off.
the london lick by Cfuss May 10, 2016

get my lick back 

1. To get your revenge.

2. when someone or something does you wrong and you get them back for it.
โ€œJust wait till I get my lick back.โ€

โ€œ I used to want my lick back until I realized GOD swing harder than me.โ€œ