lumbar lion

huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.

you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.

by yoyoyoerock October 30, 2011

Lumberjack

Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.

Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!

by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011

lumber slumber

Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.

She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.

by POOBS November 13, 2013

lumbar sweats

Profuse sweating of the lower back that signals in the words of Dave chappelle "I had to take a dump, I had to take a dump immediately." If a dump is not taken, the lumbar sweats can lead to an embarrassing sweat stain on the upper but crack region of clothing.

lumbar sweats are going HAM right now

Ben: dude did you sit on something wet?

Steve: Nah I gotta take a shit really bad,

lumbar sweats are going HAM right now

by Steven18 December 4, 2013

Lumber jack

A girl that's just after wood!

That girl at the club was a total lumber jack she goes home with an new guy every night.

by Teacher Ted September 15, 2014

lumberjack

a synonym for `an average Joe` or `hilly-billy`

the term lumberjack can be used as such a synonym because lumberjacks, like almost everyone else, are hard-working everyday people

by Sexydimma September 21, 2014

Lumberjacking

Two pantless men sporting massive erections shaking hands and moving them in a back and forth motion (like two lumberjacks using a dual handle crosscut log saw) while giving each other a handjob with the opposite hands.

Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.

by Hammerpounding December 9, 2014