winter lobster

Someone who cannot portray their ideas correctly and instead uses odd phrases that don't make sense to anyone but them

Man, "A" is being a real winter lobster right now

by Me 5665 June 27, 2018

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016

hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.

Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.

by Lach stock October 20, 2017

Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)

That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.

by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022

Lobster

A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.

"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"

"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."

by anonymouspersons inc. July 12, 2012

Lobster slime

Female wetness of the vagina

I put my hand on her vagina and she was soaking in lobster slime

by Hookey69 February 6, 2020

The Red Lobster Dream

The Red Lobster Dream is an extremely significant sign that the Red Lobster has visited you at night. You and the other person in the Red Lobster Dream have been caught in the claws of the Red Lobster's curse.

"I had a dream we were at Red Lobster together"
"Fuck that's the Red Lobster Dream"

by GrunglePuss January 11, 2024