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The ultimate power move: treating the fundamental rules of reality—gravity, electromagnetism, the strong & weak nuclear forces—not as constraints, but as tools in your workshop. This is engineering on a cosmic scale, using gravity as a tractor beam, the strong force for unbreakable bonds in materials, or the weak force for catalyzed nuclear processes. It's about moving from simply using physics (like a lever) to actively orchestrating it, directing fundamental interactions to achieve effects that look like magic to anyone who doesn't have the universal cheat codes.
Example: "Their defense grid doesn't shoot missiles; it uses laws of physics harnessing. It projects a localized increase in the strong nuclear force, making the air in front of incoming projectiles as dense as a neutron star, stopping them dead without a sound or explosion."
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Get the Larpsexual mug.A broader form of Thermodynamics Bias, extending the same cognitive error to all laws of physics, not just thermodynamics. Laws of Physics Bias is the metacognitive failure where one treats physical laws as absolute, context-free, and universally applicable while simultaneously ignoring the scientific biases, paradigms, frameworks, hegemonies, and facets that shape how those laws are understood, applied, and taught. Those with this bias act as if physics exists in a pure realm untouched by human cognition, social structures, or institutional politics—as if the laws descended from heaven rather than emerging from a scientific community with all its messiness. They demand that any apparent violation be reported to the entire academy, as if physics were a fragile orthodoxy needing defense rather than a robust but always-provisional description of reality. This bias prevents understanding how physical laws function within scientific practice—as powerful tools developed through human inquiry, not as magical commandments written in an unbreakable cosmic code.
Example: "When the philosopher suggested that physical laws might be descriptions rather than prescriptions, his Laws of Physics Bias triggered—he demanded she 'report her violation to the physics department' as if she'd proposed breaking gravity rather than thinking about what 'law' means in scientific contexts."
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Get the Laws of Physics Bias mug.Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
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