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Laker Academy

An alternative High School for only the finest of goons.
Required G.P.A. of at least 0.5 or lower. Hoodlums and hood-rats as well as 7 mile goons and your everyday $2 hoe get there education done right at laker 8 am to 3pm monday-friday.

Why get your G.E.D. when you can drop-out and get your diploma at Laker Academy!
Boss Flosser: I be up at Laker Academy all dayyy son
Goon: Word I be surveying stos up at joes crab shack during lunch ive got hella cliental
by GuttaGutta4life March 16, 2010
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Laderius

A handsome , respectful family favorite( amazing in bed ) - not likely to fall in love fast usually heartless Best match :March babies
I heard that laderius has a new girlfriend- shes probably a march baby
by Dad dee August 18, 2019
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anal laceration

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.
John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock
by sup3rfl@m3 h0t w33lz m@zt3r January 4, 2010
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Driving Lager

A lager low in alcohol, brands such as Foster's or Carlsberg fit the bill nicely, although Carling or Skol are kind of missing the point of having a beer a bit.
got the motor outside, better stick to driving lager.
by galaxycondor April 4, 2005
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Laserdisc

An ancient and absurd technology which forced humans to purchase excessively large disks which held movies for viewing on an excessively large device for a brief period of time. Hipsters now find these large discs trendy and accumulate them to host "Laserdisc'ing parties" where they gather, drink PBR's, and watch movies such as The Notebook.
Dude, lets hit that totally hipster awesome Laserdisc party - Random Hipster DB.
by RandomHDB August 31, 2011
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laker

a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat
maddox will be a laker in 50 years
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lager louts

People were used to drinking weaker beer, they somethimes became aggresive and even violent. they therefor became know as lager louts
lager louts: if you drink to much you become violent cause you're drunk
--> don't drink.
by Mary Rosé December 5, 2013
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