July 1

the day that you have to slap your best friend on the back of their neck as hard as you can. then leave them there on the ground crying.

friend: its July 1 you know what that mean
friend 2: please no

by justsomeasiankid March 11, 2020

July 6th

my amazing bf’s Birthday :)
I love you Abdu <3

Friend:“today is July 6th!”

Me:”Yes it’s Abdu’s birthday!!!”

by fatamiscool July 3, 2023

July,28th

The most beautiful day to be existed

July,28th is beautiful

by During December 2, 2019

July 5th

July 5th is Pakistani Daughter Independence Day.

On this day, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.

They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.

It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.

Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas!

by The Brave Little Toaster Oven July 5, 2009

July 15

the day me and my friend added each other on Snapchat.it might not seem like a big deal but this dude means everything to me and I would do anything for him to be happy
He recently turned 18 and he is now very happy...even tho he...kind of ignores me but I am ok with it Ik I am annoying.
anyways if you were born on this date just know that..this was a happy day for me and probably to your family too.have a nice day :)

oh it’s July 15 already? Better celebrate :)

by dani :) November 4, 2019

July 14

Ask your crush out day and they can't say no, and if they reject slap them😂

Sienna-hey, it's July 14 where u can ask ur crush out
Axel-oh,sienna will u go out with me?
Seinna-yess

by Yeulynlira20 July 2, 2021

22nd July

The best people to ever exist a day where if someone is born on that day they need to be protected and well respected or else

You’re birthday is on 22nd July? So elite wow!

by okitsems March 3, 2021