God-Dammit Josh

Something everyone says when a Josh fucks up... All Josh's eventually fuck up

Josh: I accidentally burned down your house last night...
Some random person: God-Dammit Josh!!!

by TheRealNot-So-SlimShady99 May 18, 2016

Texas Jump Josh

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so

I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

battle of the josh

The battle to decide the done definitive josh

“Did you see the battle of the josh”

“Yeah, I thought josh had it in the bag”

by Dhsbakdudb April 21, 2021

My Friend Josh

Says hes not gay but he is

Me: You're gay

My Friend Josh: I'm not!

by Baconracetrack December 10, 2021

Riley, Josh and Phoenix

They are very mean mean cats

Riley, Josh and Phoenix: haha get noob’d on bot me: mean mean cats!

by MeanMeanCat2 August 27, 2020

Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

by J to the onesy January 2, 2009

josh

n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.

1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.

by Mike_Rotch October 5, 2010