mike jones

Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV

Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.

by M G-man May 2, 2006

kristin jones

the best girlfriend lane can ever have

she is so hot like kristin jones

by 123bobert October 17, 2008

Jones It

A phrase yelled before quickly running away from a boulder, enraged natives, police, or harm in any way. Usually after pulling a prank and then running away. Running to a getaway vehicle is strongly advised, but snakes aren't.

"Jones it!" Yelled Billy as he and Bobby finished TP'ing old man Jenkin's house. See Cheese It

by Beernuts92 December 13, 2009

jannesa

Jannesa loves to dance and loves dudes that play sports she is a beuty to society and is super nice to everyone she meets she can make ur day better when ur having the worst and she will fuck any bitch up that messes with her

Oh shit its a Jannesa back off

by snznsnsn January 14, 2018

Jonessa

A unique name that was given to a girl in 2004. It is a mix of the names Joseph and Vanessa.

“You are the only person I know with the name Jonessa!” -Simon
“Jonessa is pretty unique” -Everyone

by GrassyAssy April 8, 2019

Sparkly Jones

The shiny powder that is sprinkled on yellow road paint stripes to add visibility.

What's that stuff they are spreading on the yellow road stripes? Oh, that's the Sparkly Jones.

by Butter Hogger June 9, 2003

Butterball Jones

The friend that no one likes. Sounds similar to "Butt of all jokes." Usually overweight.

"Look at that Butterball Jones!"

"Did you invite Butterball Jones?...Ah shit, it IS Butterball!"

by Two mad friends March 26, 2009