jesus 

the person trisha paytas sang about

literally no one:
trisha: i lUv U JesUS~

jesus by Im.bi. December 22, 2021

Jesus 

Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night

Jesus is super sexy

Moussa: Ikr!

Julissa: wow I’m so mad

Jesus by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022

Jesus 

The Son of God who saved the world

"Jesus is my best friend."

Jesus by RealArtist1 January 21, 2022

Jesus 

Jesus means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Jesus gets all the booty

Jesus: what up honeys?

Girls: can I smash you?

Or

Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis

Jesus by yezuuzu January 27, 2022

Jesus 

Jesus. Also known as James Buchanan Barnes, is a VERY good looking and VERY sexy individual.

“Omg is that Jesus?!”
“No that’s Bucky Barnes.”
“Ohhh, he’s really hot.”
“Ikr!”

Jesus by NotGeorgia January 30, 2022

Jesus 

This man right here is the most loving God that never leaves you even you have many problems and he cares to you even you don't believe in him he still loves you so if you no ones loves you think about Jesus that loves you forever.

Jesus will never leave me.

Jesus by Hydedas February 5, 2022

Jesus 

Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)

U r such a Jesus..

Jesus by Kyshwore February 18, 2022