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Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night
Jesus is super sexy

Moussa: Ikr!

Julissa: wow I’m so mad
Jesus by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022
"Jesus is my best friend."
Jesus by RealArtist1 January 21, 2022
Jesus means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Jesus gets all the booty
Jesus: what up honeys?

Girls: can I smash you?

Or

Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis
Jesus by yezuuzu January 27, 2022
Jesus. Also known as James Buchanan Barnes, is a VERY good looking and VERY sexy individual.
“Omg is that Jesus?!”
No that’s Bucky Barnes.”
“Ohhh, he’s really hot.”
“Ikr!”
Jesus by NotGeorgia January 30, 2022
This man right here is the most loving God that never leaves you even you have many problems and he cares to you even you don't believe in him he still loves you so if you no ones loves you think about Jesus that loves you forever.
Jesus by Hydedas February 5, 2022
Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)
U r such a Jesus..
Jesus by Kyshwore February 18, 2022