by Matt Clark May 13, 2005
Get the jessica simpsonmug. God's gift to man. She is so fuckin' sexy. She has gorgeous tits and a perfect ass. I wouldn't mind banging her.
by Elliott Johnson April 16, 2006
Get the Jessica Simpsonmug. by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS July 8, 2021
Get the Dirty Jessicamug. When you cunt punt a girl into a pile of manure then she inhales deeply through her nose while you place your scrotum on her nostrils. Her inhalation creates a suction effect, and as you pull away, your sack resembles a piece of hairy taffy. You perform this second part while fisting her and punching her in the cervix.
"Have you seen my mom?"
"I took her to the petting zoo and gave her the Filthy Jessica."
"Is she OK?"
"She's stinky, bruised, and deeply satisfied."
"I took her to the petting zoo and gave her the Filthy Jessica."
"Is she OK?"
"She's stinky, bruised, and deeply satisfied."
by rezwerd October 4, 2008
Get the Filthy Jessicamug. She is a multiracial actress who has a natural beauty and is intelligent, But has no talent in what she does for a living. In Hollywood...she is appreciated and rewarded only for her looks.
Women in movie theater: Wow Jessica Alba is so pretty and has the perfect "look" for this role!! but she's such a bad actress in it. Maybe she should go into modeling instead.
by Shabonki 86 December 12, 2008
Get the Jessica Albamug. Britney Spears's counterpart in stupidity. She is tha stupidest thang on tha planet! She lip sings, she gets men that are into stupid people like her and she makes music videos that make men act stupid like her. Its called tha Stupid Simpson Spell.
Jessica Simpson is so dumb that if she had to pick between $1,000,000 and 2 cents she would say "2 cents is better than $1,000,000!" Cuz she aint smart.
by Balla Boi October 4, 2005
Get the Jessica Simpsonmug. jessica dang is a vietnamese girl lacking sense, genitals and sexiness. you know when a jessica dang is within a 50ft radius as you can smell the putrid aroma of talentless garbage. jessica dangs birthdays normally are on 6th oct thus we recommend all to stay at home as a purge will commence from 6am-6pm (australian eastern standard time)
person 1: what’s that smell of talentless garbage
person 2: oh yh we have a jessica dang in our school
person 2: oh yh we have a jessica dang in our school
by ruhg September 29, 2020
Get the jessica dangmug.