jessica coleman

a retarded person

your acting like a jessica coleman

by cutiebatootieuwu December 18, 2019

Jessica byers

She a dumb ass bitch that stank and her choochie is mouse that only catches cock roaches damn but that ass tho

Jessica byers stank like sid the sloth like like the ice age baby

by Shit byers May 13, 2020

Jesykka

Jesykka is one of a kind
A wolf walking along sheep
She is kind and honest
Prefers animals over people

Jesykka is herself

by Empath101 November 21, 2020

Jesus Health Bar

The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”

“Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”

by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

Jesse James West

A dude obsessed with single moms and gets cracked out with caffeine.

Jesse James West is such a crackhead and he told me he "met" with my mom. Btw i dont have a dad

by Anthony Mantello April 21, 2021

Jesufemi

A brilliant kind friend who is someone you will not want to lose.She can keep a secret and will only tell when told. She is your ride or die. If you have a Jesufemi in your life make sure not to let go of her.

This is my best friend Jesufemi

by Local innocent friend 🦋 May 28, 2021

jesus fetish

1. a simp for Jesus, very Catholic maybe too much. Probably very overbearing to talk to.

2. If you have such a fetish, why and please consider seeing a psychiatrist, you sick fuck.

Son: Father, I think I've developed a fetish for our only Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Father: It's great to hear that you have faith in God no-, Wait what?

Son: A Jesus fetish, Father!

Father: What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my house, you're not my son anymore I'm disowning you.

by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan July 2, 2022