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January 26

Do whatever your boyfriend wants day. You must do whatever he says whenever he says it. This is so that it’s fair for boys since girls have a “National do whatever your gf wants day”
I want cuddles right now, you have to do it it’s january 26 :(
by jfucudugivivdf November 13, 2020
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January 16

National Kick a short person day. Anyone who is shorter than you, You can kick. If anyone taller than you kicks you. You can’t kick them back
Hey your pretty short “Kicks”

What was that for
National Kick a short day
Today is January 16 too ya know
by DrEEg0 January 14, 2021
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january 10

the day that epic gamers and dumb bitches are born

person: wow do you know that _____ was born on january 10?
other person: wow _____ is pretty cool
person: yeah i know 😎
by stannct October 16, 2019
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January 12

national masturbating day. masturbate at least once.
Daniel: yo we should masturbate together one day.

John: lets do it on January 12!

Daniel: BET!!
by jdjjddjsjssskdk October 29, 2019
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January

The act of making someone believe a joke, statement, etc. is true, while it is in fact completely fake.

Usually the person being januaried will try very hard to figure out what the person meant, making them look like a complete and utter idiot, as they meant nothing. Added people who are in on the january will add to the hilarity.
The most common use of the term is through the "January Joke":

Person 1: Yo, what month comes after June?
Person 2: July?
1: Are Julying to me?
2: Ha ha ha very funny.
1: Ok listen to this one: What month comes after December?
2: January.
1: Are you Januarying to me? *Everone "in" on the joke starts laughing*
2: (Embarrassed) What? I don't get it. What do you mean?

When someone is found out:

Person 1: Dude I brought home like 20 chicks last night man!
Person 2: Yeah right, you're januarying me...
Person 1: Damn you got me.
by dickmasterflex September 21, 2010
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January 22 national listen to music day

Well today's the day you fall off a building listening to music, or just listen to music to express your feelings
1:Hey today's January 22 national listen to music day!

2:And?

1:That's means to listen to my music today a haha!!
by Mind less to insane January 21, 2021
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January 7th

The day you don’t be a pussy and woman/ man up and have the balls to do something risky. Just for yo baby daddy or gurl.
Boy: “Hey you wanna be the honey to my croissant, baby gurl?”
Girl: “It’s January 7th isn’t it..HELL YEAH!!”
by BigFactsBetty December 27, 2019
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