Jacob 

Fucken legend, defo has mate called Cameron who’s like 6’7 and has some mad wig.

Jacob also has no legs cause his dad hits him

Jacob: want a drink lad

Mate: nah

Jacob: Ye having a fucken drink

Jacob by Ye mar August 15, 2018

Jacob 

He’s a little pu**y no one really likes him but the act like it. I no one will know why he’s mad at you, why he’s so sensitive, and why his a cocky person. If u have a Jacob in your life please go ahead and move to mars. Only 1-3 people actually like Jacob, like honestly punch the first Jacob u see ( not really )...

Jacob is annoying

Jacob by Ali Attalla August 20, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is a sweet and amazing guy! He will immediately drop whatever he is doing to hang out with his close friends, and he is very intelligent, especially in Math and History. He is blonde with blue eyes, loves sports and people, and is the best friend ever!

Maddie: Hey Jacob! Wasn't Math hilarious today?
Jacob: Yeah! When our teacher dropped that bomb, it was so gross!
Maddie: Hahaha!
Jacob: You want to hang out sometime?
Maddie: OWO !!!

Jacob by JacobLoverrrr September 6, 2018

Jacob 

A person who can be slightly autistic (goofy) as well as fun in all shapes and forms. Usually hates to be alone but knows that he is the same with or without his Bros. He tends to not care about ego as it has destroyed him in the past.

Nate: should we invite Jacob or nah
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee

Jacob by Lil Pump 6ix Nine September 16, 2018

Jacob 

(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.

Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob

Jacob by StickySuede September 18, 2018

Jacob 

A dude who has a massive cock, is jacked, and gets bitches

That Jacob is one lucky son of a bitch

Jacob by J69696969 September 18, 2018

jacob 

a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook

oi look its "Jacob" he must have sex with dogs

jacob by the bois r back September 19, 2018