jade award

An award given to the sloppiest person at the party. The awarded must then wear the award (typically a jade ring) until the finish of the next party amongst that set of peers.
Term originated in Loma Rica, Ca
"Did you see Angel last night?"
"Yeah he threw up everywhere and got the Jade Award!"
by WTH1214 November 30, 2013
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Blue Jade

A sexual act created in the cesspits of England. The man chokes her until she turns blue and then chokes her with his cock until she vomits.
"The missus is pretty upset that I gave her a Blue Jade the other night"
by Monkeyboy123456534543456543234 January 21, 2019
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Jade Nairi

A girl who is very caring and kind towards others, and is always the mum of the group yet on the weekends knows how to party !
Girl : I didn’t realise how much of a Jade Nairi Georgia is ! She looks after everyone and gives the best advice !

Girl 2: Yes that’s so true! I need a Jade Nairi in my life!
by Brookiecookie69 April 27, 2020
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Jade Vine

a creeper, one who creeps around places he/she shouldn't be.
Danny: My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend is pissing me off, he acting like a jade vine.
Jenn: Oh jeez, I know what you mean!
by Adolf Oliver Nippler September 07, 2009
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Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
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The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.
She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!
by Foodboi May 06, 2023
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Ashley-Jade

A dedicated and ambitious individual who seeks to continue developing her skill and abilities. She is an advocate for change and finds joy in making a positive impact on the life of others.

Ashley-Jade is most likely a good singer and public speaker.
Don't hesitate to be an Ashley-Jade.
by whoknows15 November 23, 2021
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