Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019

A month of Mondays

A month on Mondays is four weeks

Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays

by Mister Pasta May 29, 2023

MONDAY

A racial slur.

Everyone hates Monday's.

by George Wallace June 5, 2018

Moan More Monday

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Moan More Monday is an event starting on the first day of the week, in which you moan until completion in a quantity in relation to the date.

hey dude its moan more Monday and today is Monday so

(they moan together)

by AwareKu November 10, 2020

Monday's Dusk

On the dusk of Mondays, partners will engage in such a sexual activity in which the female partner lies down. The other partner places themself in a position where their penis goes into the woman's mouth, and the male's tongue goes into the woman's vagina.

I can't wait for my first Monday's Dusk! Only two more days!

by Florence Grey April 17, 2011

Monday

Monday is a day in a month probably the most looked down upon on for “school” and “Bad Feel’s” and I agree that’s pretty much all.

Ugh it’s Monday …
Mom: WAAAKE UPPPP
Also Mom: go to zoom
NoooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Α January 26, 2022

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019