India

A country named after a river in Pakistan.

Indian: Pakistan used to be a part of India.
Enlightened Pakistani: Actually, India IS just an extension of Pakistan. The whole "India" name is so 2,000 B.C. We're going to call ourselves Pakistanis now.

by PJPBlahboogitywoogity February 14, 2012

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India

One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. She can make your day better just by looking at you. She's one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever see, and seeing her smile makes you feel inside like you've been touched by an angel. She gives the best hugs in the world and if she gives you one, it will be an experience you will never forget. Even when she is annoyed with someone, she'll greet them with a smile everyday to try and make their day the best it can be. She might go through some emotionally or physically hard times, but she will always puts on a smile for the world to see. If you have a friend named India, cherish her, love her, and never let her go.

I saw India today! She is so pretty! I'm so lucky to be her friend!

by darkjingle411 June 11, 2014

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Indian Food

The most awesome food in all of existance. Comes from India, which is awesomeness compacted into a country. Food there is made with innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. Secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.

Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.

> Chuck Norris learnt how to Roundhouse kick only after eating Indian food.

> Barrack Obama powered his campaign with Indian food.

> Jesus Christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.

by The Thing That Shouldn't Be March 15, 2009

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Mount Vernon, Indiana

A disgusting wasteland. It is the cloth Satan wipes his ass with. If you live in Mount Vernon, odds are you are not reading this because you are whoring your body, smoking crystal meth, committing a theft, driving a tractor, beating your wife, getting drunk, listening to country music, giving birth, inbreeding, or you are illiterate.

Mount Vernon is a landfill located outside of Evansville, Indiana. Its residents do not live there by choice, but are born into it as punishment for cruelties in a past life. It is pergatory.

It is plagued by white trash scumbags and close-minded rednecks. You will not find a decent human being. If you are passing through, turn the fuck around. There is no reason for a life form to come anywhere near the meth-infested shithole of Mount Vernon. Get the fuck out.

There was another meth lab explosion in Mount Vernon, Indiana yesterday.

Do not go near Mount Vernon, Indiana

by Abraham Rittertonsmith July 31, 2011

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