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italian

simply put as the best people ever. me with my hispanic/italian/greek i stand proud and tall as an italian!
my dad is all those things. italian power!
by bubba jay July 8, 2007
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Italian wedding soup

When a chick gets fucked, and as a result has a pussy full of hot cum, hurries home and makes her boyfriend/ husband eat her out. The unsuspecting dude gets a mouth full of another guy’s salty man juice. (Opposite of the Italian breath mint ).

If that dude then fucks the girl, leaving even more man chowder in her coot, the whole process can be repeated with another guy (such as a chick screwing everyone at a party).
I think jimmy has been cheating on me, so I'm going to give him a little Italian wedding soup as revenge.

Hey dude, that blonde just let me go down on her! Oh yea, the same blond that I just left a huge load inside of twenty minutes ago?
by dr_munch'O'lot December 9, 2006
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italian

1. Conquerer of Greeks and Civilizer of Germans.
2. Anyone born or decended from someone born on the Italian penninsula - but only from Rome and southward of Rome.
3. Anyone else with style and class - which at the very least means that you don't eat at MacDonalds.
4. What all Gangsta rappers wannabe Gantsta.
What are ya gonna do.
by Jim Pasto July 20, 2008
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Italian Blow Job

When a chick is giving you head and goes balls deep and then licks your balls.
"Last night, Sally and I were fooling around and things got heated and she gave me an Italian Blow Job.
by Carver Twice April 28, 2011
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Italian Tune Up

When someone tries to fix a car by over-revving an engine for a long period of time. The idea is to burn whatever the problem is with your engine.
Also used by shady mechanics to rip people off when nothing is really wrong with the car.
I got ripped off by the mexican repair shop. All they did was give my van an italian tune up and charge me 180$.
by Jorge Valdez August 20, 2007
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pers-italian

Pronounced: Perge-italian

A woman who is half italian, and half persian. She is very hairy, very horny, and tend to be very fat, and lazy. They tend to have a very identifiable smell. Not very attractive features, but claims to be exotic. They also like to wear the color red a lot!! Almost all their dresses are red.

When taking pictures, they like to press their breasts against things and zoom in on them (i.e. the wall, things that are red, other breasts).

When they find a mate, it is normally a very scrawny and awkward looking guy. At any given time, all the guys she will ever go out with look like this. But she prefers flirting with other women.

Their diet consists of cake, breakfast burritos, more cake, and cake. They keep a slice of cake in their car for emergencies. Do not try to take away a cake from them! Also do not eat cake near them because they will eat it.

They are also the only known people who walk while sleeping. Not to be confused with sleep-walking. Due to their enormous laziness, while they are walking, they start to make a pillow out of the furry neck rolls they posses. They fall to sleep while while walking on these rolls, typically resulting in walking into trees.

There can only be one pers-italian within a givin radius... or else they would have to fight... possibly resulting in the winner eating the loser
"want to see my pers-italian rack?"

"I'm sorry, its the pers-italian in me. I can't help it. Ha aha aha hahaha"

"Some pers-italian just walked into a tree again; when i tried to help her up, she tried to touch me c*ck"

Pers-italian: "What is this mess?"
Pers-italian roommate: "thats your mess"
Pers-italian: "well clean it up"

Driving instructor: "ok, please show me how your dash-board works"
Pers-italian: "Well here is the windsheild whipper, turn signals, radio, emergency lights, and emergency cake"
Driving instructor: "What was the last one"
Pers-italian: "Emergency cake see!....oh wait i ate it... does that mean i fail?"
by persitaliansex August 4, 2009
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italian sunglasses

the act of firmly placing your balls over your partners eyes like a pair of sunglasses.
"damn, i cant see shit through these italian sunglasses!"
by zuno July 2, 2006
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