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Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.
by bkap314 January 14, 2021
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cat in the hat

well it's just a cat in a hat nothing else I mean what did you expect
by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022
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Silly Hat

A term used to describe a gay person, usually said with an emphasis on the S to make it sound extra gay.
1. Hey is that guy gay?

oh yea, he just looks like a silly hat.
by helllllooooo November 5, 2010
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flesh hat

When one eat's out a really fat girl and must rest her large stomach on his/her head.
Stacy gave Mike a stylish flesh hat as he plunged his head into her oversized labia.
by Nu_AGe July 26, 2006
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hat trick

Having sex three times in one day with three different partners
I scored a hat trick...I fucked Eliza Brittney, and Suzi
by Joe Mama December 18, 2002
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napolean's hat

when a man is lying down on his back, engaging in oral sex with one woman and vaginal sex with another whilst they fondle each other's breasts above him, creating a tri-cornered hat effect
Dom: OMG BJ, last night Marie, Frances, and I had the hottest napolean's hat ever.
BJ: Awesome
by BJ and Frances May 22, 2006
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hat trick

A sexual practice in which a male inserts his penis into three different holes on a female's body during one sexual encounter. The most common example would be a male inserting his penis in a female's mouth, vagina, and anus; all during one singular sexual encounter.
After sex, she could feel a great sorness in her mouth, ass, and pussy; after all, her boy had just scored a hat trick!
by 314inda517 March 1, 2009
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