Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
by bkap314 January 14, 2021

by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022

A term used to describe a gay person, usually said with an emphasis on the S to make it sound extra gay.
by helllllooooo November 5, 2010

by Nu_AGe July 26, 2006

by Joe Mama December 18, 2002

when a man is lying down on his back, engaging in oral sex with one woman and vaginal sex with another whilst they fondle each other's breasts above him, creating a tri-cornered hat effect
by BJ and Frances May 22, 2006

A sexual practice in which a male inserts his penis into three different holes on a female's body during one sexual encounter. The most common example would be a male inserting his penis in a female's mouth, vagina, and anus; all during one singular sexual encounter.
After sex, she could feel a great sorness in her mouth, ass, and pussy; after all, her boy had just scored a hat trick!
by 314inda517 March 1, 2009
