Infinitard

When someone is beyond retarded.

This guy is BEYOND retarded, he's an Infinitard.

by Neat22 July 7, 2022

infinite poop loop

The act of pressing together one's anus to another consenting party in order for one of the participants to cleanly insert stool into the rectum of the partner. The stool will then travel back out and be pushed out of from receivers anus into the giver's, creating an infinite poop loop.

Henry: Caillou, come shit inside me!
Narrator: Caillou was enjoying the infinite poop loop with his friend. He completely forgot about snack time.
Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Henry: I said come sit beside me!

by Merriam Webster Definitions July 20, 2023

infinite loop

word used by an immigrant c++ teacher.

"Your stupid actions are driving me into an infinite loop."

by Jess May 19, 2003

infinitive

a verb phrase using the word "to". "to be", "to hold", "to keep", "to have". Unfortunately, many people who use urbandictionary.com put a verb in the past tense and then begin their definition using the infinitive.

An infinitive is a word used to express the verb without saying who is doing the action.

by Ex Hoc December 28, 2005

infinite regress

just noting that god exists outside of the universe, and is thus not subject to its laws; given that he created them along with the universe itself. any creation or destruction of the universe or anything in it is done by god outside of the universe itself see: hebrew word 'barra' meaning 'to create from nothing'.

oh. and if the universe simply existed, the universe would be god. you're just calling it a different name. read a book, kid.

if you look up infinite regress anywhere other than this site, you will get the same definition as listed above. cheers.

by nobody in here but us chickens! March 2, 2003

infinitely dismal

Beyond hopeless. Approx. 0 percent chance of success. Despairingly bleak outlook.

Your chances of getting with Natalie Portman are infinitely dismal.

by Chucklesthe3rd February 17, 2015

Infinitus

When a fish by the name of infinity makes you believe in his cult and then mocks you, and gets super salty when it happens to him.

Bro did you hear about that kid that got Infinitus? Sad times man.

by YourFellowAntinfinitus October 19, 2018