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helmet

a descriptive word used for a certain marijuana whos effects are so powerful that when after smoking an actual protective helmet is required to perform routine activities so one does not seriously injure his or her self
"Hey Willie would you like to go smoke this helmet with me?"

"Yo son hit this hemlmet."
by double digits 70 March 31, 2009
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Helmet

condom on the top of dick, where dick is a head and condom has been worn for safety....
Chris always use a helmet before sex cause this ACCIDENT results in birth not in death
by Anks00 May 23, 2011
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helmet helmet

If I was a helmet, I'd wear a helmet helmet, too.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013
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purple helmet monster

the end of a penis also called bell-end
by SIMCOE November 25, 2004
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dirty helmet

A penis head tainted with fecal matter from anal sex, the same head left unwashed after any sex, or the receiving of oral sexual 'services' from an unclean partner.
Keith asked his male lover to clean his 'dirty helmet' with his mouth.
by JBFP May 28, 2008
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pee wee helmet

the act of laying your package atop a random person's head...as to deficate on said head for a nacho hat.
Hey mr. homeless man! Try on this pee wee helmet!!!!!!
by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005
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hellshottestangel

has the pinterest-like lifestyle, and is a cat lady to 3. not to mention, a comfort person and the hottest person known to the earth. i love hellshottestangel to death.
there’s @hellshottestangel, she’s my favorite person ever!
by slut4haylor June 28, 2021
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