Happenstache

Facial hair, especially on the upper lip, that grows due to laziness.

"I came by this stupid hipster look purely by happenstache."

by jmunchie April 26, 2012

What be happenin' ma brudda?

That dude off Ed's made up catchphrase. You know the one, called Ed 'Bosco' a lot, ended up on Reaper for a while as a gay demon. Anyhoo...

Dude off Ed: What be happenin' ma brudda?
Ed: Is that your new catchphrase?

by redyakuza May 17, 2009

Happing

To pretend to be happy while feeling depressed.

Harry didn't want me to know he was struggling so he acted upbeat and joyful...he shouldn't be happing like that.

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017

Happiness

A thing that slowly diminishes away as you get older and more mature.

A person's happiness peaks at around ages 10 or 11 but then permanently decreases as they get older.

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

Happiness

a time of when are alone in your room, and have chips and soda. and of course we cant forget netfix.

jerry was so full of happiness when he stepped into his room.

by soh3.e April 14, 2019

happiness

Something man doesn't know until he's married. Then it's too late.

John went and got married. R.I.P., chance of him finding happiness.

by anonymous April 5, 2005

So this happened

Let me show you a real thing that may be funny at one level but had/has unfortunate consequences.

So this happened (insert a photo of me after my 4 year-old daughter cut my hair)

by TheDonaldJTrump May 13, 2016