Kind of stupid when you think about it...
Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
*20 minutes later*
Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
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Hym 🤨 "What?"
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Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
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Hym 🤨 "What?"
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Hym "Woooow! You BOTH just lost to Hans!? Wooooow! That's why you need to save your embarrassment for yourselves, right? Cus now you don't have any left! You used it all up earlier."
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Get the Hans mug.A state of being demonstrably incorrect while simultaneously maintaining an unshakeable belief in one's own correctness. Characterized by inflexible argumentation, self-absorbed certainty, denial of error, emotional escalation, and self-directed gaslighting. The Han-er will often contort facts, dismiss evidence, and engage in emotional outbursts to defend their position, creating a reality resistant to external correction.
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Imagine a vibrant, almost violent, clash of conflicting realities. The "Han-er," eyes blazing, passionately defends a position demonstrably false, their voice rising in volume as evidence mounts against them. They weave a tapestry of half-truths, misinterpretations, and outright fabrications, all while maintaining a veneer of absolute certainty. The scene is a chaotic ballet of misplaced confidence and emotional turmoil. The experience is both unsettling and strangely compelling, a stark reminder of the power of self-deception.
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Han-er: You should always carry Limited Invulnerability Potions on you in dungeons.
Person 1: I only carry LIPs with me during raid. You don't need them in dungeons, it's a waste of gold.
Han-er: IT'S NOT A WASTE OF GOLD! THEY ARE ALWAYS NEEDED! DUNGEON! RAID! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Person 1: Bro, stop Han-ing me!
Imagine a vibrant, almost violent, clash of conflicting realities. The "Han-er," eyes blazing, passionately defends a position demonstrably false, their voice rising in volume as evidence mounts against them. They weave a tapestry of half-truths, misinterpretations, and outright fabrications, all while maintaining a veneer of absolute certainty. The scene is a chaotic ballet of misplaced confidence and emotional turmoil. The experience is both unsettling and strangely compelling, a stark reminder of the power of self-deception.
Conversation Example:
Han-er: You should always carry Limited Invulnerability Potions on you in dungeons.
Person 1: I only carry LIPs with me during raid. You don't need them in dungeons, it's a waste of gold.
Han-er: IT'S NOT A WASTE OF GOLD! THEY ARE ALWAYS NEEDED! DUNGEON! RAID! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Person 1: Bro, stop Han-ing me!
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