grease monkey

1.a low ranking man or/woman who is a mechanic

2.a way to describe someone who is greasy and unwashed.

1.make the grease monkey fix it.

2.ughhh..... check out the grease monkey

by voltaire1778 April 17, 2009

greasehead

-someone who wears a bit of black
-someone who doesn't like to follow a trend because it's blaitantly STUPID LOOKING
-a girl with short hair
-a boy with long hair

in fact, it doesn't even matter if you have greasy hair any more. It's just a stupid label, which sounds stupid coming from the mouth of a skinny spotty chav with slicked back hair. Argh.

Saff: "They've shortened greasehead to just grease now because they can't be bothered to say it"
Mary: "soon it will be just gr. and then just a wave of the hand. and then just a quick glance in the general direction"

lol

by _Katie_ June 20, 2006

grease

oily stuff most used for lubrication
frying chips with and the number one key to getting girls to be repulsed by your every movement (apart from bad BO) makes you want to physically hurl and cringe in fear as it emanates from someone or something just waiting to touch you and go 'bleerrrggghhhhh' while making you feel gross.

'omigosh i just silled on this pile of...*reads sign*...grease? huh...okay then'

'hey tina did you check out the geek with the glasses?'
'yeah i did michelle i bet his forehead is pitted with grease'

by danzarockz August 7, 2004

greasepad

a particularly greasy trackpad on a laptop; usually resulting from eating while browsing the web or playing WOW

Jon: Here, use my laptop.
Mike: I'm not touching that thing, just look at that greasepad! Disgusting!

by roflcrazynerd March 11, 2009

grease pie

an unhygenic or sweaty vagina. A woman may get a grease pie by participating in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature.

"whoa, buddy. Don't chase that one. Maria is Italian, she more than likely has a grease pie"

by thereal89 October 8, 2011

Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.

Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.

by kbair February 22, 2012

grease wedge

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.

Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.

by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014